Thursday, February 18, 2010

Mr Roy 2

Pena terbaring gelisah. Sudah setengah jam dia cuba tidur. Matanya sekejap terbuka, sekejap terpejam. Terkebil-kebil serba tidak kena.

Manakan bisa Pena lelap! Suasana langsung tidak nyaman! Tidak kondusif! Silau cahaya dari peti TV mendera matanya. Hingar suara dari peti yang sama menyeksa telinganya.

"B, saya nak tidur ni" protesnya, pendek.

Embi yang sedang enak mengorek hidung pantas mencapai remote, memperlahankan volume.

"Nak tidur dah ke Cuk? Citer besh jap lagi! Rugi tak tengok!"

"Saya nak bangun awal"

"Motep? Besok awak bukannya kerja pun"

"Nak gi taman"

"Taman?"

"Nak joging! Mulai hari ni, saya akan start jaga badan balik. No more junkfood. No more makan lewat malam. Exercise everyday. Jogging 3 kali seminggu. Renang sekali seminggu"

"Kih kih kih kih kih.....Kih kih kih kih kih....Kih kih kih kih kih...."

Pena tak pasti berapa harakat gelak Embi. Yang dia pasti, hatinya panas! Niat murninya diperlekeh.

"Saya dah dapat six packs saya balik nanti, awak masa tu saya dah tak pandang! Huh!"

"Kih kih kih kih kih....Kih kih kih kih kih....Kih kih kih kih kih...."

"You just wait and see"

"Kih kih kih kih kih....Kih kih kih kih kih....Kih kih kih kih kih...."

"Sadapp B!!"

Entah pukul berapa dia terlelap. Pena tak pasti. Yang Pena pasti, dia terjaga pukul 2 suku petang. Cepat-cepat dia capai telefon bimbitnya dan dail nombor 1300.

"Hello. Good afternoon" kata Pena.

"Yes, my name is Pena" jawab Pena

"Yes, yes" jawab Pena lagi.

"Yup! Correct" entah apa yang dibualkannya.

"So, can I place my order now?" kali ini giliran Pena pula bertanya.

"And make it faster, please!! I'm damn starving right now!" sambung Pena lagi.

"1 large Mcvalue Meal Spicy Chicken McDeluxe, 1 Strawberry Sundae. 6 pieces nuggets, ala carte with BBQ sauce...Coke please. . And I want coke float.. " pinta Pena.

Notakakibercagu: "It is easy to set a goal, but to achieve the goal, it is not that easy. And it is not easy to resist Spicy Chicken McDeluxe. And Coke. And Strawberry Sundae. And Nugget with BBQ sauce. But to get them, it is soo easy!!" Pena anak Penis, si gojes.

6 comments:

Lasykar Langit dan Bumi said...

tahniah kerna telah berusaha... hkih kih kih kih (join Embi)

joey said...

OMG...hahaha...tak sangka...

but mcm terlihat kat tempat keja memang inchek pena agak berisi sedikit....

reading your story reminds me of myself ...time tersangat la...bo..opss.samala kita..hahaha..skrg dah kurang ..sikit jerlaaa

p/s those 1300 tuh memang bahaya!!! Ask my housemate how I utilize them..So Dangerous okay.. :)

payedd said...

haha.. mcD n KFC..

both is ma peberet..

seb baik la metabolisme tggi..

pas makan, ber_ *

hahahhaa

||| PöJìé PööH ||| said...

Spicy Chicken McDeluxe is my fav too..
NOw need to take it once a mth only..
Huhuhu..
Diet²!!
Haha!

avegalion said...

PP.. kene nekad habis kalau nak result...

1st step... mkn kene jaga...
try to eat less carbo n more protein.. and less oily food... less sugar n no salt...

ada sanggup?!!!
hehehe

Penapenis said...

PP sanggup!! huh huh!! semangat ni..(sambil kunyah twisties sambil online.. hehehehe)

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