Saturday, January 2, 2010

Dongengan Moden


Once upon a time, in the Cyber-Fairy-World, there was a magical kingdom called Guys-4-men. Well, just like the kingdom name, the people in this kingdom were obviously homos as they are only interested in samesex relationship (except citizen named Mazidul Akmal Sidek! He was a filthy sorcerer in disguise from Homo-Phobia-Jerk Kingdom)

Ruled by two drag queens, Queen Gayah and Queen Ponds, this wonderful kingdom actually was a perfect place where men can find men to have fun with. Every day and nite, every minute and every single moment, the kingdom's town council helped a lot of men to find their perfect mates who match their preferences including physical appearances, sex position, personality and location. A guy with thick eyebrow? Big bouncy human balls? A sneezing dick? Bubbly butt with a tiny cave? Rainforest armpit? Chubby bear from gombak? AdikAdikSerdang85? Just name it! And to break the ice, just send them a message. And dont forget to attach the face picture. Or else, there will be no reply at all as their official slogan is "no picture no reply".

Then came a day that could not be forgotten by every single gayman in this kingdom. Their leaders decided to merge the kingdom with another kingdom and wanted it to be called Planet Romeo. At first, not everyone was happy. There was a group of people started to sentap! (moteep?). They started to protest and complaint. Some of them even swear, they will leave the kingdom to join the so-called straight Kingdom if the change take place. Unfortunately, no matter how much they ranted, the change is inevitable.

Day after day, week after week, month after month, and no doubt year after year, as the time goes by, guess what happened?

Those people who said they are going to leave the kingdom, actually remained peacefully attached to the new kingdom, and became even more gatal and more gigih mencekcur. Da!!! Cakap tak serupa bikin! Su.. suuu.. sudehh!!! Propa je lebih!

Okay, Im done. Muwahahahahahahaha. I just can't stop laughing when I write this story. Sekali sekala mengarut ni makes me feel good pulak.

Notakakibercagu: Siapa yang makan cili, dialah yang terasa pedasnya. Lalalalala...

8 comments:

adamiedamuss said...

nice one...
hahahaha...

Sofi said...

owh... sofi dah lama x jenguk kat dalam kerajaan tu haha

DarcyDiaries said...

Seriously a nice posting indeed.
U r very "versatile".
Hey friend..come on laa, write a book. I'll be the first one to be on the book signing day...

Simply fabulous, love it!

Eddie said...

110% agree with Darcy..
Pena u should write a book..
Love ur writing..

Fauzzan Helmy Anuar said...

Hyie Pena...
Mengarut aje cerita eh
Berangan aje kerjanya
Tak habis2
Hehehehehe
=P

Lasykar Langit dan Bumi said...

then i'll be the second behind darcy berbaris mintak otograf... hehe

tergelak besar dalam cc, bila baca line kelima hahaha

u never stop make me laughing la, (at least a smile)

thank you...

keep writing ya...

nazzman ibrahim said...

hahaha i nak ketawa jerr

Penapenis said...

^_^

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